Jim Caviezel, renowned for his roles in “Sound of Freedom” and “Passion of the Christ,” declined a lucrative opportunity that required only a few hours of filming, citing one solitary reason: Robert DeNiro’s involvement in the scene.
“I won’t work with him,” Caviezel firmly stated. “He’s an awful, ungodly man. Plus, it’s incredibly awkward to converse with him face-to-face, knowing he’s sporting 6-inch platform shoes.”
For those unaware, DeNiro has recently made headlines with his critical remarks about former President Donald Trump. Trump, in response, belittled DeNiro, remarking, “He’s a tiny little man. He has no clue about the success we achieved. We accomplished so much more. There was more prosperity during my tenure than during Obama’s, let me tell you. That was unacceptable. Absolutely unacceptable.”
Caviezel stands behind Trump’s rhetoric, asserting that Trump has been anointed by God to lead America. Mel Gibson concurred, albeit partially due to Trump not being Jewish. “He’s not one of them, is he?” Gibson mumbled as he stumbled towards the open bar. “Because we want someone different.”
Shortly afterward, Gibson collapsed into the punch bowl, leaving everyone bewildered about his whereabouts and motives. Unfortunately, there’s no definitive answer, leaving speculation to run rampant.
ALLOD Correspondent Tara Newhole clarified that DeNiro was completely unaware of the situation. In fact, apart from “that Jesus movie” and the series featuring “the nerdy guy from Lost,” DeNiro had never even crossed paths with Caviezel.
As a result of Caviezel’s refusal to work alongside DeNiro, he was promptly replaced by Jim from The Office, who had previously not been considered for the Fantastic Four role. God Bless America.