A young woman walks into a bar and sits down next to a man wearing a cowboy hat. “Excuse me sir but are you a real cowboy?” The man says, “Well I have a ranch and horses. I go to rodeos and raise cattle and other livestock, so yes I suppose I’m a real cowboy.” The woman says, “Well I think I’m a lsbian. Women are always on my mind whether
I’m working eating driving or whatever its still the same. I cant get women off my mind. Yes I think I’m a lsbian.” The young woman gets up and leaves the coffee shop.